Things That Aren't Fair

The husband and I are going to a party tonight. Like, a for real par-tay that doesn't even start until the kids are in bed. Obviously I've been thinking for days about what I'm going to wear. It hit me tonight that I know exactly what the husband will wear: jeans, a t shirt and tennis shoes that match his shirt. He probably won't even shave. And you know how he'll look? Cool, laid back and sexy. You know how I would look if I wore jeans, a t shirt, sneakers and didnt shave? Like a shlub. 

I'm totally adding that to my list of things that aren't fair.